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voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

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disputedjustice:

So… You know the whole dragons kidnap virgin princesses and all that?

What if they “kidnapped” them to protect them from men?
What if they taught them out to be dragons and how to fight back against knights who only saw them as prizes?

What if dragons aren’t born? But rather they’re taught.
All dragons are princesses who learned this and became so much more.

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the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

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cockchomp:

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that